Monday, January 29, 2018

Estoy recogiendo casos.


New changes for the residency program happening this year...  Also happens to be the understatement of the year. Perhaps the biggest change involves our presence rotating at St. Vincent’s Hospital in Bridgeport, CT. After decades of operating and caring for those of the Bridgeport area our contract with the hospital will be ending as of June 30th. It’s been the hot topic gossip this month as I have rotated here. I go to see a consult in the ED, and the ED doc is more interested in getting the scoop on the story than my plan for the patient. Needless to say, it is going to be a rough transition for everyone.  I’m thankful I’m back for two more months before it ends, as I can use that time to grab up all the cases I can before we have to leave and no longer have the option.

In other news, we had a patient the other day, who would fall into the category of “pleasantly demented.” An unofficial official category, much more enjoyable than the otherwise demented individual. This one had an interesting twist, as you could seemingly have a normal conversation with her and then suddenly find yourself in a zone of déjà vu, not sure if she was crazy, you were crazy or both of ya were crazy. Anyways, her issue was managed conservatively with successful results and resolution without surgical intervention. On the morning of the day of her discharge the conversation went something like this…

Resident: Good morning ma'am. How are you feeling this morning?

patient: Are you part of the surgery team?

Resident: Yes

Patient: Thank you! You did such a good job!!

Resident: You’re welcome! A good job with what?

Patient: With the surgery!! I don’t even see a scar!!

*facepalm*

Much Love.

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